It’s been a while.
Last week, one of my friends said I was like “a real adult.” I told her that I’m just good at pretending. Would a real adult get an email notification from her bank that her account balance fell below $25? Twice? In one day? If the answer is yes, then you could say that yes, I am very much a real adult.
Continue reading “Hi, Remember Me?”
I just spent almost half of my tax return on making my car run better. This is awful and I haaaaate it.
I had this friend who was broken up with and pretty upset. For a while. Like to the point where people who didn’t know her that well we like “get over it” and then even her good friends were like “get over it.” And I mean I get it, because she was super selfish around that time. Lots of drama, Coachella, this and that. All very Southern California and annoying.
Continue reading “The Thing About Garbage People”
Some people don’t write blog posts for many months.
Some people are working on critical papers that have to be a minimum of 25 pages.
Some people are only sort of really working on that paper.
Some people just finished watching 10 episodes of the FX show You’re the Worst.
Some people were supposed to write 5, just 5, pages of their critical paper today.
Some people didn’t.
Continue reading “Some People”
For all my talk about dating and being in a relationship, I wonder if I actually even want to be in one at all. I like the idea in theory, but I’m so out of practice, I could be wrong. I mean I have a routine. It’s my way or the highway and if you choose the highway I’ll run you over with my car. I like the way things are now. If I brought someone else in then I’d probably have to accommodate them and I don’t want to do that.
But more importantly, I do not like sharing the bed. I move around a lot and like to sprawl, probably because I overheat easily.If I can’t even share a bed, how can I share my life??
Continue reading “There Were Two in the Bed and the Little One Said Get the Fuck Out”
When you find out that a guy you were seeing a few months ago is dating someone else. This would not be a big deal except this guy is actually going to PRISON at the end of the year for NOT a short amount of time because he did some pretty shitty stuff.
The guy who is going to PRISON has managed to find someone who will still date him even though he is GOING TO PRISON and you cannot.
Continue reading “Orange is the New Black”